Chrysalis, Discord and Luna by Invalid-David

Hehe, here’s something funny for you! Enjoy!

A song I wrote for the villains (and one former villain) from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. Art credit goes to Invalid-David. http://invalid-david.deviantart.com/art/Chrysalis-Discord-and-Luna-310326924

LYRICS

(To the tune of “Blame Canada” from South Park: Bigger Longer, and Uncut)
CHRYSALIS: What a shame
I’ve suffered a defeat
With all my changeling ponies
The “real” ones are obsolite

Should I blame my soldiers?
Or blame our lack of stealth?
Or should I simply go and blame myself?
No!

Blame Canterlot
Blame Canterlot
With all their prissy little hooves
I’d like to stomp them out for good
Blame Canterlot
Blame Canterlot
If not for them, I’d be on top
They have to be stopped

DISCHORD: I agree
From in my stony tomb
Celestia is who sealed my fate
And my rocky doom

Should I blame my nature?
Or mom for birthing me?
Or should I blame someone else randomly?
Yeah!

Blame Canterlot
Blame Canterlot
It seems like such an awful waste
It’s far too normal for my tastes
Blame Canterlot
Blame Canterlot
I want to drive ‘em all insane
And let chaos reign

LUNA: I once thought that of myself
That’s what it always seemed
But I realized that even the cruellest can be redeemed

CHRYSALIS: Should we listen to her?
DISCHORD: Are her words profound?
BOTH: Can the two of us turn our lives around?
Nah!

Blame Canterlot
Blame Canterlot
CHRYSALIS: It’s far more easier this way
DISCHORD: When I get out, they’re gonna pay
BOTH: Blame Canterlot
Maim Cantlerlot

Cause we’re villains at heart
We’ll tear ‘em apart
Luna was a flop
We cannot be stopped

Someday we’ll have another shot
You ask us why?
Well, just blame Canterlot!