Hehe, here’s something funny for you! Enjoy!
A song I wrote for the villains (and one former villain) from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. Art credit goes to Invalid-David. http://invalid-david.deviantart.com/art/Chrysalis-Discord-and-Luna-310326924
(To the tune of “Blame Canada” from South Park: Bigger Longer, and Uncut)
CHRYSALIS: What a shame
I’ve suffered a defeat
With all my changeling ponies
The “real” ones are obsolite
Should I blame my soldiers?
Or blame our lack of stealth?
Or should I simply go and blame myself?
With all their prissy little hooves
I’d like to stomp them out for good
If not for them, I’d be on top
They have to be stopped
DISCHORD: I agree
From in my stony tomb
Celestia is who sealed my fate
And my rocky doom
Should I blame my nature?
Or mom for birthing me?
Or should I blame someone else randomly?
It seems like such an awful waste
It’s far too normal for my tastes
I want to drive ‘em all insane
And let chaos reign
LUNA: I once thought that of myself
That’s what it always seemed
But I realized that even the cruellest can be redeemed
CHRYSALIS: Should we listen to her?
DISCHORD: Are her words profound?
BOTH: Can the two of us turn our lives around?
CHRYSALIS: It’s far more easier this way
DISCHORD: When I get out, they’re gonna pay
BOTH: Blame Canterlot
Cause we’re villains at heart
We’ll tear ‘em apart
Luna was a flop
We cannot be stopped
Someday we’ll have another shot
You ask us why?
Well, just blame Canterlot!